Ignoring my humorous title here, Gasthof Schreiner is such a lovely authentic guesthouse in the rolling hills of Bayern. Quaint with an absolutely lovely staff who don't speak too much english but were happy to try and discern our very terrible german. (Thanks!). The rooms are spacious and comfortable and some have access to the most beautiful authentic terrace ever (complete with a view of the villages in the distance). The only criticism is that there isn't wifi. But perhaps that was what you were looking for anyway!