Hello Caroleinwales.
We always appreciate constructive feedback, and are doing our best to salvage what constructive criticism we can from your review.
You describe our Salt & Pepper Calamari quite harshly, one of our most popular starters, served with peppers, onions, chilli & sriracha mayonnaise (on a bespoke, clean & sanitised wooden board) - it's difficult to respond to these remarks.
That said, we can help you identify the bright yellow goop which you describe as someone's 'vomit', as the siracha mayo, drizzled on top, which is also listed & described on the menu.
We're sorry that you didn't enjoy your food, and hope you at least enjoyed our friendly welcome & relaxed service, and perhaps a good view or two, given the improved weather of late.
We'll keep working hard on what we do, and hope that you find a place to eat which suits your tastes & expectations on your next trip.
Our best wishes,
-Team Criccieth