Pulled off the M27 for a quick stop. Waiting at the sign to be seated. One table inside occupied, one table outside.
'How can I help you?'
'Errr, we'd like a table please. For three. Coffees and cake?'
'I'm, sorry the coffee machine is broken'
'That's fine, tea and cake. Whatever.'
'I'm afraid we don't do cake, it's more deserts'
'That's fine, tea - lemonade, cake - desert, we just want drinks and a something sweet thank you.
'I'm sorry, I'm afraid you need to book for food'
'Ate you sure, I mean the place is mostly empty.'
' [checks with guy behind the bar]. Yes, I'm sorry we can't help you.'
'Ok, thanks. Goodbye'
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