My hubby and I went wif me sister in law and her hubby (who’s Greek Cypriots so I suppose that gives me extra P̶i̶n̶t̶s̶ points for giving knowledgeably opinions) anyway, so we stayed for 5 days in various hotels (3* & no, I won’t say which as all we’re decent but tia ain’t my point) and my complaints are: why’s ALL the MYKONOS buildings gotta be all so white!?!? Sooo glarey I had to wear my day CoCo Chanele sunnies even into the evening, why cant they at least paint half of the buildings like ...a nice black colour so it won’t be so intrusive!? Also, it was soo hot when we got there we’d just been at Heathrow like an hour ago, where we had air conditioning...couldn’t they at least make it a bit of a, like, gentle adjustment!? Another thing that bothered me was all the tourists there!!? Like, I know it’s mid summer but seriously I bumped into Chezza my hair dresser who I’ve stopped seeing past four months since she f/ed up my extensions...plus two lads who I’d hooked up with back home in Milton Keynes only a week ago!!?? I mean, ok it’s holidays and all but I want some local cultures!?
Lastly, it’s bad enough that they can’t even organise some air conditioners for outdoors to make it cooler but also the sea water was as warm as my....pee! And no I didn’t pee in it! Hot outside, can’t even cool off in the seas and then worst of all when I do want to report something, all the staff can barely speak English!!? This is Mykonos, hello!? All me and my mates have come from England and they can’t even manage to get some English speaking people for me to chat to in the bars, clubs, beach...like, I’m on holidays a girl wants to have some fun when her cuck..err, her partner has gone bk to our room to find me my contact lens I dropped...he’s gone long enough, surely a girl should be allowed to have some chit chat with the locals!? But no, no English.
Very disappointed Mykonos.
I’m sorry but I won’t be back, Aya Napa I’m certain will be the difference I’m looking for. 🌊🌊🏊🏼♂️🏊🏼♂️🏊🏼♂️🍸🍹🍾🥂🍷🍷