Quote: "Someone would have had to have told my daughter that her parents had been eaten by a lion."
What a bedtime story this one would have been:
Once upon a time there was a group of kind-hearted middleclass explorers taking an innocent journey through Darkest Africa, the lands of the Big Bad Lions, one of them was your mother, well one day …………………
Quote: "The lions were about a metre and a half from us, and one went off with my boot - we were lucky it wasn't even worse.”
Yes it would have been much worse especially if your foot was still inside the boot.
Quote: “One of the group, Susan Shearman, described how some of them took off their shoes and threw at the animals in an attempt to distract them as they surrounded their wrecked vehicle”.
No wonder the lions were annoyed, I’m no lawyer (not even a barrack room one) but surely someone acting on behalf of the lions would state that this was clear case of provocation? Think about it, a Pride of Lions innocently licking their paws and sucking their teeth after dining on Cape Buffalo and loutish yobs throw boots at them. I don’t think that one would stand up in court?
I know that when the British Army attempted to dispel crowds in Northern Ireland in the early ’70 by firing rubber bullets at them, the protesters would scramble for the spent rubber bullets to keep as souvenirs. Perhaps the lion wanted to keep the boot as a souvenir (well it was thrown away, wasn’t it) or conversation piece thereby supporting what would otherwise be an unbelievable tale?
I wish I’d been there.