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Couture & Noir-Et-Blanc

139 Newport Road, Stafford ST16 2EZ, England
+44 1785 244755
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Decent but more was expected

If you want a simple nightclub then go here but the bouncers never smile, music is terrible and I'm... read more

Reviewed 6 August 2017
George B
via mobile
Awful

Place is awful drinks are expensive even when advertised as cheap. The music is old and badly... read more

Reviewed 26 February 2017
Phil M
via mobile
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  • Excellent9%
  • Very good18%
  • Average18%
  • Poor28%
  • Terrible27%
6 Aug 2017
“Decent but more was expected ”
26 Feb 2017
“Awful”
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Hours Today: 21:00 - 03:00
Suggested Duration: 2-3 hours
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139 Newport Road, Stafford ST16 2EZ, England
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Reviewed 6 August 2017 via mobile

If you want a simple nightclub then go here but the bouncers never smile, music is terrible and I'm frequently over charged, as last night I brought drinks at around 11:20 when they should of still been half price but I was charged full price....More

1  Thank George B
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Reviewed 26 February 2017 via mobile

Place is awful drinks are expensive even when advertised as cheap. The music is old and badly mixed. The DJ's are usually "remember the 90s" style DJs and you will get touched up and groped if you are a woman and you will get gobbed...More

Thank Phil M
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Reviewed 13 December 2016 via mobile

Been going to couture for many years but recently just find that the bouncers are very impolite and rude, it brings down the atmosphere of a night out and makes you feel uncomfortable. When inside there are 3 different rooms which you can have a...More

2  Thank Purple597
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Reviewed 20 October 2016

This was a big venue with the freshers at the Uni (when it was still there), lots of freshly 18 year olds, some deals on booze but not that cheap really. They need to bring the bass music back and ditch the cheese room though

1  Thank SBC04
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Reviewed 9 October 2016 via mobile

I had a great night in here at the swoon event and will be back for more. The place is what it is a typical slightly outdated club with the usual drinks thrown at you from bar staff who are over worked. But the place...More

Thank Wolffe
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Reviewed 16 November 2015

its a good club based on what it does... could do with a little bit more off a push promotion-wise to make it into the night out you want for instance more visable drinks menus so that customers can see what the club has to...More

2  Thank james t
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Reviewed 31 October 2015 via mobile

Bouncers turned my partner away because he was from a different town and said 'you need to change your clothes' he was wearing a plain black jumper, plain navy jeans and plain black shoes... Yet they were letting chavs in trainers in... Ridiculous. Don't bother...More

2  Thank Beckyloujohn
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Reviewed 30 June 2015 via mobile

Been every other week now and it's great as if you are over 25 you get in free and it's a big place inside so plenty of different music but the drinks are expensive The bouncers are fair not like cash where they are on...More

Thank melissa186377
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Reviewed 12 February 2015

Excellent venue but otherwise pretty trashy. I've had the odd decent night out here but largely end up bored of the rubbish atmosphere, music which always sounds the same and sexist DJs (offering free champagne to the first girl who flashes). Would not even contemplate...More

2  Thank rakadactyl
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Reviewed 6 January 2015 via mobile

I have never known a more ridiculous place in the country. Small nightclub in Stafford. But think they are the premier club in the country. Refused to let the most sober person in our party in for being too drunk. As a manager of a...More

5  Thank Martyn H
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