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Mad Play

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Not great

When we arrived we manage to find a table but it was covered in sandwich filling and dirty. I... read more

Reviewed 5 February 2018
Dee P
via mobile
Not brilliant

I went with my daughter and my 2 year old granddaughter for a birthday party and wasn't that... read more

Reviewed 14 November 2017
Kim B
Bexley, United Kingdom
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  • Excellent35%
  • Very good18%
  • Average10%
  • Poor15%
  • Terrible22%
5 Feb 2018
“Not great ”
14 Nov 2017
“Not brilliant”
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280 Charles St, Greenhithe DA9 9AJ, England
01322 3858800
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Reviewed 27 August 2018 via mobile

Here every Monday without fail, great place to go with kids especially if you want a bit of quiet time you can keep an eye on them but from a distance and it’s safe

Thank Ayla J
Reviewed 21 August 2018 via mobile

Title says it all really. My little girl was quite happy, running around and climbing all over. However, it was very run down and generally grubby. The toilets are not nice, empty toilet roll holders and empty soap dispensers. With a bit of a brush...More

Thank daniluvssun
Reviewed 30 March 2018

Very good for children and also mums and dad as they can chill while there children play. Food excellent

1  Thank Maria M
Reviewed 16 February 2018

My daughter went there with her friends,she did like the play area but she been kicked and pinched by older kids in the play area. She was looking for some one to report it there wasn't anyone around. so I kept her with me because...More

1  Thank a2cous
Reviewed 11 February 2018 via mobile

We arrived for a birthday party being our first visit here. Was not that impressed with the welcome young girl in strange kiosk took our names and made my 3 year old put party boys present in a washing bin which she was looking forward...More

2  Thank diverdude82
Reviewed 5 February 2018 via mobile

When we arrived we manage to find a table but it was covered in sandwich filling and dirty. I cleaned it myself. Kids seemed to enjoy it . I did find the toilets gross paper all over the place nappies etc. Was ok don't think...More

Thank Dee P
Reviewed 17 November 2017 via mobile

Called my sister a liar and kicked her and my 3 year old and 8 week old saying my niece stood and wet herself even though she in a nappy

Thank Telitasitis33
Reviewed 14 November 2017

I went with my daughter and my 2 year old granddaughter for a birthday party and wasn't that impressed. I felt that having an area for 4 - 11 year olds was quite a big age difference and I am sure that an 11 year...More

Thank Kim B
Reviewed 23 October 2017 via mobile

Had a child’s birthday party here for 18 kids and we had a great time! Very friendly staff and very clean soft play. Great party hosts! Thank you.

Thank Jodie T
Reviewed 12 October 2017 via mobile

Since having my daughter I have learnt the highlights and low lights of soft play and kid friendly play. We visited this week and found the staff cold, not rude but just doing a job. The whole place lacked a family feel and it needs...More

Thank Liz S
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27 October 2017|
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Response from DeeChi2016 | Reviewed this property |
Sorry can't remember but no more than £10 pp